Yippee Ki‐Yay, motherfucker. You piece of shit.

OR, if aired on TNT,

Yippee Ki‐Yay, mother father. You piece of shirt.

Thank you, Mr. Skeletal. Doot one for me!

I love the design of that vehicle. Reminds me of the square body days of the 80s and 90s!

…except for those god awful headlights jfc 😣

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So, ah, can we start this revolution already!? I’m so sick and tired of reading these shitass headlines day in and day out. At some point we need to get up off our selfish, distracted asses and let loose the new wave of liberty, no? And this is critical to me, too, but I’m just saying…why are we largely staying silent anymore???

Damn they both look great tho, good for them!

Anyone remember the Emmet the clown collectibles. Funko Pops for creepy, depressed old folks?

I don’t even like caramel but those empanadas were an absolute delight when I was broke and just entering my adulthood. I would literally look for change just to get one.

Yes! Even Wendy’s nuggs suck now, and that’s a real shame. They were the closest thing to that peppery goodness I remember of childhood. Also, nice low key ‘fuck you’ to capitalism and corporate greed, I dig it.

What in the actual fuck, TIL!

That said, I would never ever ever smoke the clear wrapper even if it burnt like paper. Glad your science was just observational haha

I did use a blank page from the Bible as a rolling paper once. I figured the ink was probably not great for the lungs, and it seemed less, idk, sinful to smoke the blank page instead of Psalms.

I think you’re thinking of the paper in between slices of cheese, whereas the wrapper referenced is a clear plastic wrapper that goes around each individual slice of Kraft American cheese singles. The cheese is also notoriously plastic-like, as you can see in the picture.

Speaking of good names…

perpetually increasingly unstable drag coefficient

Band name?

Oh how fitting. Just today for post-breakfast munchies, I discovered I only had 4 little Siete chocolate chip cookies left, but wanted just a little more sustenance than that. So, seeing the tempting jar of peanut butter, i whipped up a mini-cookie-Pb&J sandwich with a small glass of cold milk. I wish I had more cookies so I could show you all a picture - they were so adorable…not to mention, a delightful treat!

To be honest, I think it’s pretty natural for this type of thought to pop in anyone’s head. It’s a fuckin lot to care for yourself, let alone another adult person going through mental crisis for an indeterminate amount of time. I should imagine we’d all ponder leaving. The important bit is whether you act on it or not.

In the video, Trump described his attempt to seduce a married woman and indicated he might start kissing a woman that he and Bush were about to meet. He added, "I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. … Grab 'em by the pussy.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_Access_Hollywood_tape?wprov=sfti1#

Awa, a place to stay · Get your booty on the floor tonight. Make my day…

I hear ebay is testing no selling fees for individual sellers on most items, so there’s that possibility. They did it in Germany and it was a hit, so it’s slowly coming stateside I think.

That’s exactly my biggest takeaway from my experience with a ‘nader. I was a fairly safe distance from it, clearly didn’t kill me, but as it moved closer the sandpaper wind was absolute misery. Imagine being so scared for your life and needing to see in order to get the fuck away from danger, but your eyes refuse to open to the sandblasting.

And that’s how you double-down when confronted with resistance from paying bigots. I’m looking at you, Target…

Add some honey to this if you want another sweet treat that’s fairly healthy to add. I basically want to die of sweetness so honey just hits on top of that toasted goodness 🤤