And not for the good reason

He’s like a two year old that got hit with an enlarging-ray

If only there was a position for a small sausage sensation…

It’s her expression that gets me

I wish the Dutch were real 😔

While I’m not downvoting you, you’re making a similar comment to “don’t you mean facial tissue?” when someone asks for a kleenex. Technically correct but everyone knows what is meant by the initial comment.

Also the training dataset includes several articles from The Onion so it will probably actively encourage the user to leave their material possessions and become a fish person.

He just got approved for that big $40+ billion compensation package from Tesla so he’s got lots to work with.

I found out my first cousin had a second child literally a year after she gave birth because everyone thought I was told by someone else.

Won’t some brave Gary save us in this trying time?

I’m legitimately curious how so many people don’t see the obvious copypasta I did of the original commenter. I even added an /s to it after the fact…

Treat your dad 😩

(him letting out a sign of relief because his credit card payment isn’t super high)

Butt why?

It figures this “critical” comment came from lemmy.world, the worst instance in the fediverse. One day I hope AI finds technology to sink that that horrible instance and all of it’s koalas kangaroos and sexy resettled reddit convicts to the bottom of the ocean. The comment is a good reminder to people from lemmy.world that just because you’re extremely gay doesn’t mean you’re extremely witty.

Edit: i should have added the /s

Tap or filtered water. It’s both gay and straight, idk how to describe it.

That’s not part of the cycle. That’s just a big status effect he permanently applies to people.

And I set myself on fire while talking to my shit about my emotions.

We are not the same.

homemade explosive

Shows a skill for arts and crafts, creativity, perseverance. Very wholesome traits in a partner.

Wow my condolences, getting cheated on is awful. And don’t feel bad about my situation, it was the best breakup I’ve ever had. We both had realized beforehand that over the years we were together, the spark had slowly faded. We were so compatible as friends that when we spent time together, it was more like hanging out with a friend than a partner. The breakup itself took almost 3 hours and it was just us reminiscing about all the good times we had and how neither of us were at fault. I hope she finds someone worthy of how great she is, just like i wish the same for myself. It was truly a wholesome time, and now that i know what the real thing feels like, i know I’ll find it again some day.

I hope you find that special someone that vibes in the exact same way you vibe, the kind of person that makes your heart excited like a kid getting excited for chicken nuggets.

I thought the plural of fish was “wet guys”