Further revisions: Don’t like things that aren’t me.

I don’t think that image uploaded correctly. It’s just blank below your comment.

And landed with your dick in your mouth? I’m happy for you. I could when I was younger, bit I got too phat.

No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!

Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.

Thank you for your question.

Option 1: “I’m not fixing your computer until you sort out the octopus bullshit going on behind your desk”

Option 2: “The cable adapter you’re looking for is probably in this box, but it’s pretty octopussy in there.” Then hold firm, direct eye contact with a serious face until they respond.

You’re clearly a bit of a fellow word nerd. Do you have any feelings about the fact that none of that matters anymore if we all just agree that it doesn’t, which one could have an easy time arguing that we have? Sometimes, after spending a rousing five minutes explaining the MOST correct pluralization of ‘octopus’, the only answer I can give to the inevitable question of “why does it matter?” Is “it doesn’t”.

What’s up with the +1 heart on this comment?

Except for the reason why we have different words for ‘chicken’ while it’s alive, and ‘poultry’ after it’s been slaughtered.

…but you can say more if you want to…

Don’t even get me started on whoever decided that through, trough, and though, don’t rhyme, but pony and Bologna do. I bet he was a colonel who kept a journal… Asshole…

Not necessarily true. I just cleaned my bedroom, and it’s still fucked up.

Weirdest tagline/slogan you ever heard. Go.

Came here to say the same thing. I wish they had snuck in an image of a guy playing ping pong in a birthday hat or something with no context.

This cure could have been used to save pedophiles. Flawless win.

How are you guys doing?

Did you report it?

Which people? Could be a net positive.

Depends. What is your working definition of “Relevant”?

That is literally a point against your original point.