I look at things like this, on our own planet, and my mind boggles at the thought of what alien species might look like

This bad boy can fit so many plasma leaks

How about anyone whose job is taken by AI gets a universal basic income paid for by taxes on those companies

I’m booking flights as we speak

You’re doing God’s work, OP

Lol thought you were going to say “…prepping for four years and it might be their only chance to shit in the Seine”

Any of the original Indiana Jones films.

They were storyboarded almost like a comic book. I once heard a University professor online talking about how you can watch any of the three original movies in black and white with no sound and still have a perfect understanding of the story; that’s how strong they are . If you ever want an entertaining evening, invite some friends over and do just that.

Sure bud

How has that got anything to do with religion?

That’s not a monkey’s paw, that’s just… sad.

r/im14andthisisdeep

There are versions online that you can 3d print already

2500 years later…

Archaeologist excitedly unearths cuneiform tablet

Hmmmm… “Ea-nasr… is… a cunt?!”

Quietly reburies tablet while looking around furtively

I would help myself become more confident, less anxious and a better person.

I know that sounds lame but that alone would be worth more than any stock tips to me.

Sending my mind back to the past is the wish I keep in my back pocket to blurt out if I see a falling star or meet a geanie.

Was that the number of wigglers he injected into Stormy Daniels?

It’s never too late for a good bazinga

Well so far I’ve painted all the rocks in my garden neon yellow, so I’ve done about the same as those twats.

Oh, and also all the things I mentioned in my previous post (except run for Parliament), so there is that.

Doesn’t actually take that much fucking effort. I can’t guarantee that my actions will have definite results, but what I can say for sure is that at least I’m doing things that are actually targeted at fixing the problem and not just getting attention so that a bunch of useless wankers can feel self-righteous.

Certainly my solar panels will contribute something at least.

So, what have you done?

It’s really just a call to change by not playing by their rules, eg get a degree and then move to a jurisdiction where the loan people can’t get to you, or get a degree from another country where it’s less expensive.

I’m not really advocating for riots or anything.

I’d still rather have kind, silly grandpa than angry orange grandpa

Does anyone else find the term “creatives” to be so damn condescending? It’d be like calling executives, “Admins” or “powerpointers”