For me I say that a truck with a cab longer than its bed is not a truck, but an SUV with an overgrown bumper.

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    If someone uses the phrase “assless chaps” I will not rest until they admit that if chaps had an ass, they would be pants.

    Fight me.

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      Never in my life I thought I would spend time thinking about assless chaps. But I will die on this hill with you

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        You don’t choose the fight, it chooses you. Welcome!

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      Ok, but, what if the chaps had an ass but still had the front open? Would those still be pants?

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          I… guess? The point of chaps is extra leg protection right? (And some pizazz) And there’s one type with all front and no back called Armita. So it probably would be chaps, albeit a poorly designed one.