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    1 month ago

    New acronym just dropped.

    NIMQE - Not in my quarterly earnings! Pronounced Nimquee

    Example usage: The CEO, upon receiving word of a new bill that would drastically help reduce carbon emissions but also create a temporary negative pressure on their multinational’s earnings per share, pulled a suitcase full of cash from their file cabinet and walked out the door, calling up the governor to arrage a round of golf where they would declare NIMQE.