The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 8 months agoThey're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1728arrow-down119
arrow-up1709arrow-down1imageThey're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square123fedilink
minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-28 months agoHello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you. I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoAmazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?
Hello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you.
I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
Amazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?