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minus-squareSuckMyWang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·7 months agoJesus: “The important ones will email me again.” The important ones: “please help I’m being eaten by a bear”
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·edit-27 months agoJesus: “Yeah, sorry 'bout that. The bear prayed for food. it’s family is starving. Your sacrifice is appreciated.” The no-longer important ones: “WHAT THE FUCK?!” Jesus: “Oh. now you’re going to hell.”
Jesus: “The important ones will email me again.”
The important ones: “please help I’m being eaten by a bear”
Jesus: “Yeah, sorry 'bout that. The bear prayed for food. it’s family is starving. Your sacrifice is appreciated.”
The no-longer important ones: “WHAT THE FUCK?!”
Jesus: “Oh. now you’re going to hell.”