If you make a movie and it starts with a scene that would chronologically happen after the next part of the movie, you’re an asshole.

  • Lemmygizer@lemmy.world
    19·
    6 months ago

    record scratch I bet your wondering how I came up with this comment. Well, it starts 5 minutes ago…

  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
    10·
    6 months ago

    Especially when they show a bunch of dead characters, and then you rewind and see them kissing their kids goodbye or petting a puppy and promising to take them to the park when they retire tomorrow. That’s just emotional manipulation, and it makes me feel detached from all of those characters. “None of this backstory matters because they will all be irrelevant to the story soon.”

    Then they do that bullshit fakeout “haha, nobody was actually dead, they were pretending for some contrivance so we could make you think they would be dead. Eveybody is alive and the puppy does get to go to the park!” That’s not a happy ending. Go fuck yourself, that’s a happy ending. You, the filmmaker, fucking off and stubbing your toe, that would make me feel better about your attempt at forcing me to care.

  • ttmrichter@lemmy.world
    3·
    6 months ago

    For 99.44% of movies, I think your opinion could be more accurately stated thusly:

    If your movie starts with a flashback, you suck

    • Unaware7013@kbin.social
      1·
      6 months ago

      Eh, I agree with the OP, but Memento isn’t comparable to the sort of thing they’re complaining about. Memento is a story told backwards to mess with your perception of the story. The “flashbacks” (flashforwards) are a lazy trope to either try to suck you into the story by giving you the cool part near the climax as the front of the movie or some emotional manipulation crap. The “I bet you’re wondering how I got here” variant is the absolute worst tho…

  • Maximilious@kbin.social
    2·
    6 months ago

    This is the literal reason I could not watch the new lost in space series. The first episode was flashback hell and I never bothered to go further than that. If you need to keep flashing back to “the start of the story” maybe you should just fucking start there.

    On the flip side, I recently watched Scorsesi’s Casino for the first time which starts with Robert DeNiro’s character getting blown up. Was a great movie still.