Please don’t ask why I need this.
It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.
It has to be something I can easily find.
EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:
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I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
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I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
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I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
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I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
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Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
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If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.
Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
Soylent?
Should be available at most grocery stores
Yeah, after a few days on a Soylent diet, should enter reduced pooping mode. Since people only poop every few days I believe.
And for the record, you don’t have to drink a while bottle for a meal. Can nurse a single bottle throughout the day.
I can’t tell if it’s made from people or not
I had GI issues that forced me to live off protein shakes like soylent for months. You still poop, but it turns into more of a Nutella spread.
Why would you compare it with Nutella! I’ll forever remember @Ghostalmedia poop when I eat Nutella.