Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 5 months agoIt's what we call a 'low cost of living area.'lemmy.worldimagemessage-square96fedilinkarrow-up1962arrow-down118
arrow-up1944arrow-down1imageIt's what we call a 'low cost of living area.'lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square96fedilink
minus-squareZeroCoollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up139·5 months ago1994: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’re gonna end up living in a van down by the river! 2024: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’ll never be able to afford to live in a van down by the river!
minus-squareCaptain Janeway@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·5 months ago2044: if you don’t straighten up and take your mining operation seriously, you’ll never be able to afford middle school.
minus-squareherrcaptain@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up40·5 months ago2064: If you don’t fight in the water wars, you aren’t entitled to your daily rations of water.
minus-squarethanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up31·5 months ago2164: If you don’t endure the bottomless despair of unfathomable suffering, you will never be permitted to endure the bottomless despair of somewhat fathomable suffering.
minus-squareSailorMoss@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoService guarantees citizenship!!?!
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·5 months agoWould you like to know more?
minus-squarebooleT@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-25 months ago2054: if you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously, you’ll never be able to afford to live
minus-squareDiplomjodler@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoYou’re behind on your oxygen bill again. If you don’t pay by next week your nose and mouth will be sown shut.
1994: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’re gonna end up living in a van down by the river!
2024: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’ll never be able to afford to live in a van down by the river!
2044: if you don’t straighten up and take your mining operation seriously, you’ll never be able to afford middle school.
2064: If you don’t fight in the water wars, you aren’t entitled to your daily rations of water.
2164: If you don’t endure the bottomless despair of unfathomable suffering, you will never be permitted to endure the bottomless despair of somewhat fathomable suffering.
Service guarantees citizenship!!?!
Would you like to know more?
No.
2054: if you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously, you’ll never be able to afford to live
You’re behind on your oxygen bill again. If you don’t pay by next week your nose and mouth will be sown shut.