Clearly mixing drugs and writing doesn’t work for some

What the fuck is this article. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I am wholly against Threads, but what the fuck.

I think the writer needs to check his co2 sensors

They fired everyone and put chatgpt in autorun to write new articles?

Is the reviewer just now encountering the internet for the first time?

I’m so confused. I thought I was going to read about how awful the new Meta app is but it suddenly turned into a review of the 80s docu-horror film Threads about a fictional nuclear bomb dropping in England