• Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      It’s high time we take control of all these wild oaks out there. Every single one has thousands of acorns any any one of those might have YOUR name on it.

      We need action NOW!

      We need immediate Oak controls laws. And I damn sure don’t want to hear any of that stale old BS “my oak hasn’t ever harmed anyone”…

      Oaks have no place in polite society. End of discussion. Get educated!

      BTW that’s all satire. I love oaks. Actually my first knothole was an oak. I love oaks.