• /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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      4 months ago

      That’s fucking concerning. I almost fell for it too. A feel years ago it would clearly be a joke and now it’s like we’re laughing in pain.

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      4 months ago

      I started thinking if chicken eggs were in a burrito. It’s an embryo! Illegal!

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    4 months ago

    Makes sense.
    After you eat a couple you gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

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      4 months ago

      Don’t be ridiculous. A tortilla only has the potential to become a burrito. It doesn’t even have any fillings.

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          Alabama women have to cross state lines to get rid of their frozen burritos

          This does not apply to men of course, because they don’t carry frozen burritos.

          Supreme Court: This is not sexist at all.

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            4 months ago

            The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.

            –Anatole France

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    4 months ago

    Feels like The Onion is on their game today, between this and the Trump $399 furry tail.