• z00s@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      There is only one correct place for a derringer to be holstered, and that is between the massive boobs of a wild west brothel madam

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        That’s way too cumbersome. I have to take a buxom wench with me everywhere just to defend myself?? And I have to pull my gun from between her boobs? I’ll just grow em myself at that point.

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          Maybe this is why a lot of the people way into self protection are gravy seals. They’re just trying to grow a place to hide their derringer.

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          I’ll just grow em myself at that point.

          So that’s why they keep putting estrogen in all the food. Thanks for letting me know.