• SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    Don’t dead Mormons get their own planets or something like that? This family probably resurrected on a low-quality planet that has a very crowded neighborhood because they didn’t tithe enough, possibly because of the obvious cosmetic surgery decisions.

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      3 months ago

      I’ve never quite understood, is it one planet one family or one person one planet.

      If it’s one family that bitch guns get crowded quick and you’ll be stuck with incest though from allegations of LDS members they’re already pretty ok with that.