• TootSweet@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      When the true Cube Rule believers are rewarded with all manner of toast, sandwiches, tacos, sushi, quiches, calzones, salads, cakes, nachos, and muffins, you’ll be sorry you plied your tasteless heresy this day, filthy food miscategorizer! I bet you call hot dogs “sandwiches” like a true troglodite!

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        3 months ago

        That film I split when I squeeze my beloved sandwich while eating.

        My true objection is the lack of sushi in sushi. It fails in self alignment.

        All the food is good; but so much fails the carb rule.

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          3 months ago

          Oh, you’re just confused, you see. Of course sushi (such as enchaladas) are sushi. See? Would you care to recite the Creed of Cubic Food with me now?