Don’t you think he looks tired?
He’s got the gaunt face of a man who’s withering away. My grandpa, a much better man than McConnell, looked like that for the last few months of his life, despite spending the majority of his life with a slightly pudgy face. It is truly ghoulish the way they parade politicians like McConnell and Feinstein around as if they still have all their wits, when really they should have retired years ago. Hell, half the senate should have retired over a decade ago, but both parties value incumbency too much
Incumbency, ah yes, the low hanging fruit of retaining party control.
My boomer parents are adamant that feinstein is still “young.” They don’t want to admit to their own mortality (they are in their 70s). I believe that’s what is driving a lot of this bullshit.
Americans don’t believe they will ever die.
At least Harriet Jones, Prime Minister, acknowledged her mistakes and did her best to help humanity in the end.
I understood that reference.
Ooooh, the six words to topple a tyrant.
If only that actually worked…
Ah man that sucks. For the ground that he fell on. I hope the evil can be scrubbed off it.
No way. That eldritch black ooze gets into things and STICKS
I hear thats what got Tasha Yar.
What an absolutely banger of a TNG reference my friend!
His evil will take decades to scrub away.
Sincerely? I don’t want to hear another word about him until he doesn’t get back up. 🤷🏼♂️
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Looking forward to this guy fucking right on off.
I for one hope he is healthy enough to live the rest of his life in pain over years, and forced to step down and lose his power. This man has inflicted terrible damage to this country and its citizens. This is a man who put corporations and profit over anything and has sold our democracy to the highest bidder while empowering radical religious fanatics and fascists.
He’s partly responsible for so much pain, suffering, and excess deaths in this nation via his support for gun lobbies and removing healthcare rights of Americans, for his support of Trump, and the excess deaths resulting from his administration.
I hope he gets exactly what he deserves.
Zero chance this decrepit human garbage will ever step down. I hope I can be proven wrong but I’d rather just see him stroke out and it be the end. Retribution won’t undo what he’s done. Putting him in the dirt will be the only chance to invite that opportunity.
I mean if we just poke him he may very well just topple on over
You’re probably right, but one can hope
Gotta pump those numbers up.
Rookie numbers honestly.
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If it was a TIA they’ll probably put him on eliquis. Few months of that and his blood will be so thin, the next time he falls he’ll bleed out from a subdural or a hip fracture. Can’t wait.
Wonder if that’s why his hands were so bruised a while back?
All old people get like that once you hit your 70s.
My mom degloved her hand a few weeks back when reaching into a kitchen drawer on the wood. And she didn’t even feel it.
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His ghoulish flesh-suit is finally starting to sluff off. Soon he will be without his precious goo and will melt away into a sewer drain
I really lol’ed at this. Mitch melting away like smeagol, with his hand in the air trying to keep his goo around him to survive.
Ugh, I did not need that mental image at 7 in the morning X_x;;;
I think you did
No I did not. Lies. Ick. Eww. I don’t want to imagine Bitch Mitch in any respect
I dunno picturing him disappearing from the earth is a pretty nice image in my head
…Fair. But still
Old people fall… a lot.
I work in Hospice and 90% of our patients are referred after a fall.
Marvelous
I picked up my grandma probably 20 times in the last year.
The worst times are when he falls in the shower and he’s naked and I have to pick him up bc he can’t get up himself and my grandma is unable to pick him up
Obituaries I won’t be upset to read for $1000 Alex.
him and diane feinstein need to be thrown out of congress on the grounds they cannot perform their duties.
Average lifespan of a tortoise: 80-150 years
Mitch McConnell’s age: 81
🤔🤔🤔
Better roll him over on his back then.
Too many people in Congress that falls under the “Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” crowd. That’s not the foundation of a healthy democracy.
Life Alert should sponsor these geriatrics. Or maybe Mitch could shill reverse mortgages.
