The jury has been dismissed until closing arguments next Tuesday, but the court has more business to deal with this afternoon. Lawyers for Donald J. Trump called just two witnesses before wrapping up their case.
Speaking before court, the former president said: “We’ll be doing something in the morning and then probably coming back in the afternoon. And we’ll be resting pretty quickly.”
He added, however, “I won’t be resting. I don’t rest.”
Smash cut to a montage of Trump asleep at the defense table
Trump has been resting this whole time …
Smash cut to a montage of Trump asleep at the defense table
Narrator: He rests a lot.
Haha, I up voted this because I thought it was a funny parody, then scrolled down the NYT live blog and realized it was an actual quote
Trump is like a walking Onion article. It’s impossible to parody him because he’s already stranger than fiction.
Probably a key reason Global Tetrahedron was able to buy out The Onion.