Weird. I greet mine like Mufasa on the edge of the cliff. “BROTHER!”

I have yet to be thrown to my doom.

At least once. If they’re monogamous it could be as high as three times.

Step 1: Take pictures so that you can look back when you want to. The items are gone, but the memories are not. Step 2: Give them to someone who will appreciate them. Tell them the story so they can truly know what they meant to your family.

I just go by PassMarks rating for CPU and GPU. It may not be the most nuanced rating, but it does give numbers that can be easily compared.

The hairless, weak-ass, adopted weirdo? Ain’t no clapping happening there.

I used to be paranoid and anxious…

But then I got high.

It’s somewhat comforting to know that no matter how far out in the wild you go you eventually find signs of humanity.

The fact those signs are pieces of trash that someone either left or blew in on the wind is depressing.

Eggs take the wheel.

A smart thermostat would likely have record of the set and actual temperatures.

Historically accurate Poopsmith. Huh.

Brain: Albuquerque.

Or does that fractional reaction cause the brain to shift forward more than it would if they had not reacted? Could that reaction lead to worse brain injuries? Makes me wonder.

Musk, Tesla, and cybertruck were my most recent additions. I do not have the bandwidth to care about one auto company who is bad at making cars.

Yes, but this time it will be on purpose.

Oh fuck yeah. Skype used to throw errors when the advertisements scripts didn’t run correctly. I remember getting dozens of pop ups when the ad changed to something new. To my knowledge, they haven’t put ads in Teams, yet. They first need to kill the competition a bit; really set the hook before they reel you in.

For patients that are feeling up to it, a better score will be assigned to your medical history if you do a sick flip while entering the MRI.

The podcast makes it harder to hear the other voices. It’s just science!

The health data could be used against you in court.

I’m listening to the Bobiverse again because the fifth book came out recently. The universe, pun intended, was really interesting and the entire idea of digital people is fun to think about while doing chores.

I believe it’s on earth, yes.