There should be a fund where people pool in to pay for Steven’s chips so he can continue his snackery.

If your club has a secret code that I’m already supposed to know, I don’t want to be a member.

I hate this timeline more and more.

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— does a completely normal thing I should probably be doing every day —

“What is wrong with me right now??”

Heard.

Yeah, that tracks. 🫠

EDIT: Wait… the itching is basically an allergic reaction to mosquito saliva. So, I’m not allergic?

I thought it was more common, but mosquito bites do not effect me, and I only get bit very very occasionally. My kid, on the other hand, gets eaten by mosquitoes and has a very harsh reaction.

What would cause mosquitoes to naturally not want to bite me & no itching/bumps/reaction to their bites?

I’m worried about my water possibly being shut off because I’ve been too sick to work, and I can’t afford a doctor because I don’t have health insurance because I’m self-employed. I’m self-employed because my health is too unstable to keep a “normal job”. So I’m stressed which makes me get sick more often.

If I had money, I’d not have to worry about the basics of living and survival.

Money absolutely can buy happiness, if you’re burdened by the stress of not having any.

Better than the Bible, I’d argue.

Probably a local gym.

🎶 👏 👏 👏 👏 🎶

That’s because they were “assets”! Now people are disposable– trash to be dumped when better bodies come to replace them.

We need better laws to protect workers in the US.

It’s not a “job” if you are working for no compensation. That’s slavery, my guy.

But they definitely already know that.

My period started at the age of 11. Within a year, on the very first day my period would start, the cramps would be so bad that I would start vomiting & fainting. It would last around 2 days. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. MONTH.

Some piece of shit doctor told my parents this it was completely normal, and that I was probably just being dramatic. My parents were also religious, so BC was absolutely NOT an option.

Finally, in my 20s, my period finally came back several months after I had my kid. It wasn’t that bad! … for a while. A few years later, that pain came back, I was like “haha fukkin nope” and looked into BC.

Found a pill, it up cleared my skin & I now have a period that lasts like 20 minutes once a month. I fucking love it!!

Also, that pain I was experiencing fucked up my body forever, apparently. So, ladies, fucking insist on getting severe pains checked out. It’s NOT normal, and you deserve to get it looked at and taken seriously.

NO! I’m the DM, it’s my game, and I’ll railroad everyone if I want to!

✨️❤️ Dream man ❤️✨️

Me, taking Klimmek’s supplies, passing right by the monastery, and delivering Parthanaax some chips, dips, pretzels, and zebra cakes.

It’s nice! I don’t like my health situation being outed, so I’m glad that it’s now less acceptable to ask.

Unfortunately, I’m in a very red area. My last boss kept exasperatedly telling me that I “don’t have to wear a mask while I’m at work”— which gave me more of a reason to wear a mask at work. Turns out, I was right. None of them were vaccinated, and my boss ended up having a heart attack which forced him to permanently close down the shop. Oh well.

I’ve only got a single comment about wearing a mask in public. Somebody cattily asking “why are you wearing a mask?” to which I replied “How about you mind your own business?” Did not go any further than that.

Because I have stupid little bitch-ass immune system, I’m ridiculously susceptible to being sick, which I don’t enjoy. So I’m either 1 germ away from being sick, or I’m already sick.

Thanks! I miss the feel of old image boards and niche forums.

In this case, I think highlighting the absolute goofiness of this entire thread fits well into the theme.