My cat pooped right outside her exclusive litterbox I just cleaned yesterday, and is acting like everything is fine. 😾

That’ll really milk the ol’ prostate for ya’!

Bro, half of it is things that resemble bears

Seems legit

At least your flags at half mast?

I thought we all identified as Apache helicopters or some shit…

Or so the legend goes…

Power move

In case no one gets it, the context is it used to be an expression, along the lines of:

Gas, Grass or Ass, Nobody Rides for Free

I know you can get some that have microwave instructions, like from the dollar store. They are … edible…

This is hilarious

Cystoscopies are great fun

I actually didn’t even have a conversation about it with her at first I just snuck one in her house and put it by the toilet. Now later on she did mention that just doing that was more than a lot of dudes in the last relationships she’d been in had done for her in months and months. I upgraded to also bringing her over a second one for her second bathroom and a set of toilet scrubbers and bleach gel and I’m always keeping her toilet paper stocked up. Also bring some baby wipes over to keep things extra clean. I try to get her a lot of practical gifts like I’ll go to Sam’s and just constantly keep her stocked up on paper towels that I got in my trunk, hell we’re practically married at this point all this old people stuff I’m doing for romance. It it kind of start with the selfish need for a toilet plunger in case I clogged hers up though lol. I’m just glad we’re finally getting past that awkward phase of being shy and timid about bodily functions like pooping peeing farting that kind of stuff and we’re able to talk about it and joke about it now.

One of the first things I did when my gf and I started dating was buy her one, so that when I finally got comfortable enough to drop dueces at her place I wouldn’t be up shit creek without a plunger

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Get more sleep

TVP is some ADM fart filler

It’s a racing snail

🥳

Idk, that’s kinda metal lol

Great for a Halloween potluck :p

Unbearlievable