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  • Scammers abroad: Troll with randomness. Laugh at inappropriate times. Nod at them while making the eating food gesture. Randomly start pointing down a street like you’re trying to give directions but just shrug. Pick a random sports team name and say, “Gooooo EAGLES!” while nodding and dancing. Basically pick some random thing, pretend they said it, and you’re going along with it.

    If they’re pointing to friendship braclets, you say “9 o’clock.” even though it’s 1:30. If they keep doing it, you just laugh, nod, and clap.

    My favourite is pretending I’m deaf and making up signing. When they start gesturing, I repeat the gesture in shock. When they nod, I act disgusted like they’re sick in the head.

    They will very quickly move on since you’re a waste of time. The more awkward you make it, the better, especially if you’re drawing looks from others.


  • Oh, I’ve never looked into it, I just noticed it sometimes. I don’t say anything harmful or nasty, just unpopular so I expect downvote burial even before I hit the post button haha. I figure that’s how it’s always meant to work. Downvotes handle dipshit remarks, mods handle malicious ones. But seems entire conversations with multiple people get removed because, despite all the positive upvotes and people involved in a good ol’ fashion discussion, a mod has a different personal opinion and it all goes. Even the off-hand comments connected to that thread.



  • saltesc@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldhere we go
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    2 days ago

    I think it’s worse here.

    Reddit

    “The grass is blue.”

    “No, the grass is green. Here is a source.”

    “Oh.”

    Lemmy

    “The grass is blue.”

    “No, the grass is green. Here is a source.”

    “Bro, your own source says it’s the chemicals in grass that make it green LOL.”

    “That’s correct.”

    “So you think just because it appears green from the chemicals, it’s green?”

    “Yes. It’s certainly not blue.”

    “Actually without the chemicals it would be translucent which would be reflective of the sky, making it blue like how the ocean does.”

    “Sure. Except there’s chemicals that make it green instead.”

    “I don’t see how you’re not understanding how stupid that is. It’s not the grass that’s green.”

    “And in your analogy it’s not the grass that’s blue.”

    “You clearly don’t understand science and I pity you. I won’t waste any more of my time. Good day, sir.”

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  • saltesc@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.mlThe meaning of life
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    4 days ago

    There isn’t one. At least one that you have a say in. Your purpose is to be a part of nature as you always have and always will be. Your purpose right now is to conduct yourself as you are, since that’s how nature made you to be. You will die, as nature has purposed. You will be re-used as nature has purposed. You will never again be in the natural state you are currently in, but you will always be a part of nature.

    Reflect frequently upon the instability of things, and how very fast the scenes of nature are shifted. Matter is in perpetual flux. Change is always and everywhere at work; it strikes through causes and effects, and leaves nothing fixed and permanent.

    The only constant is nature. If it has a purpose, you have found yours.