All that and not a single date to be found in the photo. Has bro never been to a grocery store?
This charcuterie board fucks.
Yeah they got McDonald’s chicken nuggets. Like dude, go get some Wendy’s. You’ve got nose spice so I know you understand how to be classy - now get your shit together.
Found Wendy’s Lemmy account
Yeah for fucks sake nothing wrong with McNuggets.
Except the price
And the taste when compared to Wendy’s.
Wendy’s chicken nuggets are vile, too. Chicken tenders are the only thing good. And Wendy’s doesn’t serve them anymore. Neither does McDonald’s. So… KFC wins.
And the taste.
Three condoms? My, we’re young and frisky, aren’t we?
They are unwrapped and sitting pretty close to some meat and cheese. Feels like that’s just asking for disrupting vaginal health balance. Plus I’d be suspicious of holes poked in the condoms. Unwrapping them is such a weird thing to do.
Frist of all, why are there condoms in the food second why are there 3 of them?
One for the shaft and one for each testicle
Duh … we all learned this in sex ed
Exactly. My balls secrete sperm like a maple tree. Don’t yours?
Do you regularly cut your balls then?
When they’re in season
Right after saying “I can do the sex good!”
The only question is, one at a time, or all at once?
That depends.
39 and under crowd - “Wanna go again?”
40 and over crowd - “I’m going to need at least that many breaks.”
WHERE are the motherfucking CHEESE BALLS?!
After enough coke everyone has cheese balls.
I can’t wait to put your Sweady balls in my mouth.
Everything looks good here, perfect date. Wait, except… is that… unground coffee beans? What the fuck?
Espresso beans are delicious especially in dark chocolate.
I’d eat those, but the proximity to cocaine is a bit concerning.
You’d leave the cocaine on the board?
Mix it up. Call it the morning special.
I thought they were rasins, but not sure.
I love the gummy taste of condoms with my Brie and crackers
To me this just looks like a typical day that started with the best of intentions.
Are those… lol coffee beans?!
crumchy
YES.
I’ll order the same happy meal.
no joke, you know the brie and gummy worms work.
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you dip the chicken nuggets in whiskey and then roll them in cocaine for a nice speedy schnitzel
That is going to taste so bitter, my tongue just dried up from thinking of it
That’s why there’s bbq sauce.