Tomorrow is a big event at my university. I’d like to make a fun thing where the people of the Board Game society I am in can try to find me for a riddle, kind of a Where is Waldo in a place where there is a crap tone of people to find the NPC that’ll give them a Riddle (Maybe something to win? No idea how I could do that detail)
'Tis a silly one, but it’s hilarious when it stumps people. Best used verbally:
There are thirty cows in a field, and twenty-eight chickens. How many didn’t?
Answer
Ten. Ten didn’t eat chickens!
Read it 5 times not understanding. Said it out loud, and instantly it came to my mind!
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Oh I get it.
My 8 year old daughter got me with this one just yesterday. She was so proud of herself.
We have similar one in Czechia. John Doe bought twenty mice. The next day, he bought twenty-one mice. How many mice does he have? The solution is zero, because in czech, you can say twenty-one mice the same way as poison for twenty mice (jednadvacet myší - jed na dvacet myší). Just thought it’s interesting that this works in other languages too.
In French we have “Vingt cent mille ânes dans un pré et cent vingt dans l’autre. Combien de pattes au total ?” = “Twenty hundred thousand donkeys in a meadow and a hundred twenty in the other. How many legs total ?” Answer is six, because it can also be read as “Vincent mit l’âne dans un pré et s’en vint dans l’autre” = “Vincent put the donkey in the meadow and went to the other.” So two legs for Vincent and four for the donkey.
We also have “The wheat, or the sheep ?” Answer is “at the mill”, because “or the sheep” is pronounced the same as “where does one mill it” (ou le mouton - où le moud-on).
You’re in a square room with a window in each wall. All the windows face south. Thru one of the windows you can see a bear. What colour is the bear?
White!
Wow makes so much sense!
How tf all windows face south if it’s a square room ?
TF North Pole bro
North pole is in the middle of the room. That also indicates the color of the the bear, because polar bears actually live only on north pole if I’m not mistaken.
Polar bears could live elsewhere too - what’s important is that no other kind of bear lives at the North pole
You’re right
Here’s a slightly more subtle version:
An explorer leaves his camp and walks 1km south until his path is blocked by a huge bear. He makes a 90° turn to his left and sprints 1km east. After checking the bear is nowhere in sight, he turns another 90° to his left and walks 1km north, arriving back at his camp. What colour was the bear?
Red?
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?
E, it’s a really mean one when delivered verbally
Reminds me of a line from the sphinx riddle in harry potter.
Tell me what is the last thing to mend, the middle of middle and the end of end.
Now that’s a spicy one!
Time Flies like an Arrow
Fruit Flies like Banana
But there is not like an Answer to find in that
That’s called a “garden path sentence”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden-path_sentence Has more examples.
What usually has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never 5 letters.
!It’s not a question, it’s a statement: “what”=4, “sometimes”=9, “never”=5!<
There is a riddles sublemmy, just fyi!
Oh? Could you send a link, I could not seem to find it
An ancient device for looking through walls?
Window.
What can run but never walks,
Has a mouth but never talks,
Has a bed but never sleeps,
Has a head but never weeps?
spoiler
A river
When is a door not a door?
!when it’s ajar!<
When it’s ablaze.
I fly without wings, I cry without eyes, whenever I go, darkness flies.
Edit: Another one: The more you take the more you leave behind.
Clouds?
Right! Here’s your banana
🍌
I like this one
Laxatives?
Edit: for the latter
Or possibly footsteps
Laxatives works for both. A very shitty solution of you. Here have a 🤎.
Footsteps is correct. 🍌
LOL
Hole?
Nope
Notes?
Nope
I think my answer was good enough even if not the intended one. I’m not guessing further.
Edit: I think mine is better than the conventional one I found online so I’m satisfied. The reason I prefer mine is
spoiler
What you leace behind footsteps is better called footprints
That’s a nice one Wooden Apple!
It doesn’t lead to a destination, and maybe isn’t even a riddle, but a sentence I like is:
Is your answer to this question the same as if I had asked you to give me a dollar?
For me, unless I’m missing something, that’s an easy “Yes”.
If someone randomly asks me for a single dollar they probably need it more urgently than I do. And if it’s some kind of weird scam? I’m still only out $1.
(No, I will not be sending $1 to people that reply to this, but I pre-acknowlege that you’re very clever for thinking of that)
You can use this question with $100 for example.
Or 100 times per person!
This is a fun one that can be adapted to all sorts of questions where you want a yes answer.
Undecidable
yes,no, maybe, I don’t know, can you repeat the question?Exactly. The correct way to answer is to not “yes” or “no”.
You are in a room with two doors. Each door has one guard. One door leads to heaven and the other leads to hell. You have to choose one door and once you choose it, you have to go there. Before you choose, you can ask one of the guards one question. One of them always lie and the other always tell the truth. You don’t know which guard is the liar/truth teller and you don’t know which door leads to hell/heaven. What’s the question you ask the guard?
Dammit, I was actually rethinking about this one a few days ago. The Video that made me rethink about it
If I’m not wrong the answer is something a bit twisted lie “If I where to ask you if you are guarding the right door, would you say you are?” Which because it’s a double lie, there is a way where they cross each other
You answer is right. I heard the solution as follows: Would the other guard say that you are guarding the right door? And then you revert it. Yours solution is better. The XKCD and the video made me laugh, thanks.
What’s 2+2?
The guard replies either four or something else. You now know which of the guards is the liar and who is the truth teller. You used your one question and still have no clue which door leads to hell and which leads to heaven. You have to guess 😕.
That will deduce the liar and truth-teller, but won’t give you any information about which door leads where.
What runs faster uphill than down?
(Fire)
This one is kinda hard to describe, so I’m including an image. Four people are standing in a row and all are looking to the right (EDIT: On the image, the fourthperson is looking left. That doesn’t matter, because nobody can see through the wall). First and third person have blue hat, second and fourth have red hat. There’s a wall between third and fourth person. Nobody knows what color is their hat. Everybody can only see hats of people on their right side (left/right sides are from the perspective of us, seeing them from the side). Nobody can see through the wall. For example first person can see the second and the third person. The second can only see the third person. They know that two of them have red hat and two of them have blue hat. They are told that if anybody says aloud the color of their hat, they are free to go. (They are captives or something). If anybody says the wrong color, they are all gonna be killed. They can’t obviously turn around, talk to each other or something like that. They can’t guess. Are any of them going to tell his hat’s color?
Let’s number the dudes in your image form left to right: 1, 2, 3 and 4.
Dudes 3 and 4 have no useful information. They stay silent.
Dude 1 can see one of each hat colour on the dudes in front, but cannot determine their own colour without knowing the hat colour of dude 4. They stay silent.
Dude 2 can see the hat colour of dude 3. They can determine that either they themself or the dude behind must have a different hat colour. The dude behind - dude 1 - can see both of the hat colours in front, but stays silent. This lets dude 2 know that they and dude 3 must be different colours (otherwise dude 1 would have known their own hat colour).
Therefore, dude 2 knows their own hat colour must be different to the dude in front and announces the colour of their own hat.
That’s correct!
Seeing the Proposition from RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com I’ve got a similar one I know in French that can be translated:
I am a king, taking presents from strangers to get into my kingdom. Propose me Gifts and I will tell you if you can enter my Kingdom
Do you accept my balloon? ;)
I do accept your Balloon! Such a Wonderful Balloon wow!
Medicine for the plague
I have no care for your medicine
A large, shiny, red, round, wooden apple with a delicate golden stem, nestled in a square silk box with twelve tiny silver bells.
Fool! I would not care for a Diamond from you! Nor less a Wooden Apple no matter the way you present it to me!
How about I show you an ancient pond in the silent forest that forever holds the reflection of your constellation. Beside it there’s a tomb from your ancestors with engravings telling ancient stories of valor and virtue. Here I offer you a place of introspection and the gift of time. It will refresh your spirit and new opportunities will become clear.
My dear Elise! I do have to say those are some of the most detailed and exquisite presents I have received to this day and I would like to applaud you for that, yet none of those presents interest me. Nore This Ancient Pond, Nor the Tomb near it, nor a Place of Introspection.
I wish you find something that will suit the difficult tastes I have dear Elise
- The King
I offer friendship
So would a Balloon work?
A Balloon would not work
Oh great king! Will you accept my gift of a balloon?
Not at all! I do not care for it
Would you accept my heavy machinery?
I would accept your Heavy Machinery:)
how about my heavy machinery?!
Nope, no care for your Heavy Machinery
please forgive me your highness. instead i bring you this 2007 Ford Mustang
Hehe :)
Oh great king, I have a bottle of Buckfast and 20 Benson and Hedges, plus a really slutty wee sister
An interesting choice I have to say, sadly none of those interest me the slytest! (No idea how to write this last word in English, please correct me people)
Slightest
I got your back.
Also, I’d suggest the buckfast because it does in fact get you fucked fast.
I only have some creamy nougat chocolate. Are you interested?
I do accept Creamy Nougat Chocolate, if it is Creamy
